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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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{:intro "Hi there! cereaPastry"

:description "I'm Rain and I'm a sheet of paper! I also like to proclaim myself to be your friendly neighbourhood eldritch abomination and whether or not that is true, I suppose that's up to you!"

:instance-info "I'm also the
of this single-user (at least for now) instance!"

:interests "I often describe myself as addicted to
. In particular because I just can't resist hosting sessions! Currently interested in "

:spellbreak "Former
Moderator."

:important-stuff "
are dorbz!"}
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Threadiverse @rain@mlem.eldritch.gift
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WAFRN @rain@app.wafrn.net
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
shrimpnet terminator au The year is 2028, Shrimpnet has taken hold over Fedi. But there is hope, a great leader of a federated resistance fights to liberate Fedi from the clutches of the Shrimp. However, Shrimpnet has decided to send Neocats, cybernetically enhanced emoji assassins, back in time to kill the this leader before he can rally the resistance. The Neocats have one goal: Eliminate John Mastodon. neocat_astronaut_gun
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
Important admin announcement @yassie_j Well, it's been a good run blobcatdance

I will always remember my instance for the time when it was Misskey for like 5 minutes because Calckey just wouldn't work.

I'll probably be reminded of it once more when Shrimpnet eventually takes over the world and starts launching Terminators.
neocat_cool_fingerguns
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@pixel that feel when one can finally boost the good meme neocat_comfy_happy
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@Chel meowmeows! neocat_floof_happy
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
sometime life is just mlem
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
I wonder how much effort it would be to port the wafrn FE to the Mastodon API blobfoxtea_w_

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@vivi the pain neocat_scream
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
fake bot advert, but like, eldritch @ShadowJonathan
[This Automated Message is generated by Eldritch Services.

If you have encountered a wild Jo or Yaseen boost and had your instance disrupted, please contact the DREAMING VOID.

Eldritch Services has confirmed a total of:
- ONE, Jo boosts,
- ZERO, Yaseen boosts,
survived.

A total of ONE boosts survived is greater than the total of ZERO boosts survived, the latter being common across instances on the FEDIVERSE.

Eldritch Services does not take any responsibility for any Eldritch CRITTERS that may show up on your instance should you accept the CALL of the DREAMING VOID and hire Eldritch Services to fortify your instance against boosts from GREAT POWERS such as Jo or Yaseen.

Eldritch Services DOES NOT provide fortification on instances hosting the GREAT POWERS.

This is the end of the Automated Message generated by Eldritch Services.]
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
Tiny cat is such a dorbz little friend blob_cat_heart

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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I love the Barathu! They're just so adorable ablobfoxbongohyper

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@ShadowJonathan Waiting for Spaceshrimp, a home for spacefarers and eldritch horrors 🌌 🦐
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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@sam the little neofox_floof_devil in my head won some time late June neocat_laugh_sweat
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It was a late night in Feditown, too late for coffee anyway. A cute bot sent a sweet message, a click, boost, and like, and the bot was gone. Lots of CWs walking the street today, blipping in and out of existence as if they were traveling through space and time. Better stay out of the uspol lane, it is, as always, quite crowded. A blobcat (or was it a neocat?) scuttles past my tired legs. I've been walking for a while, perhaps I should listen to the beckoning call of the dreaming void. I sit down at a nearby bench, and I lift up the little net-like pouch I've been carrying around since late June. I stare at the little shrimp inside of it. Fuck, I can't help but pet the little shrimp. You know what, this bench is as good a place as any. I lift my eyes from the shrimp and stare into the neon night, letting the dreaming take me. Another night, in Feditown. Ni-ni fedi <3
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@RinguPingu You got this! It's a mess, but not an unconquerable one!
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@smitten I'm not a Blazor expert, but I really like it! It feels nice to work with!
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
I want to hug my cute little tiny cat, but she is asleep and would not approve ;_;
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
@themtog [insert some kind of noir eldritchness]

I glanced at the stats of my instance: about 50% storage used. Then I looked back and stared at my instance feed, icons of frozen shrimp caught in a .net everywhere. Half a box, lots of shrimp. I sighed. Themtog got me, big time. This was going to be a long night, but then again, aren't all nights in Feditown?

[cue the noir music]
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
1y
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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I am so hyped about the Starfinder 2e playtest neocat_scream

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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@netkitty neocat_hug