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@ShadowJonathan[This Automated Message is generated by Eldritch Services.
If you have encountered a wild Jo or Yaseen boost and had your instance disrupted, please contact the DREAMING VOID.
Eldritch Services has confirmed a total of:
- ONE, Jo boosts,
- ZERO, Yaseen boosts,
survived.
A total of ONE boosts survived is greater than the total of ZERO boosts survived, the latter being common across instances on the FEDIVERSE.
Eldritch Services does not take any responsibility for any Eldritch CRITTERS that may show up on your instance should you accept the CALL of the DREAMING VOID and hire Eldritch Services to fortify your instance against boosts from GREAT POWERS such as Jo or Yaseen.
Eldritch Services DOES NOT provide fortification on instances hosting the GREAT POWERS.
This is the end of the Automated Message generated by Eldritch Services.]