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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 1
space bass are easy to possess (stay away from bass-ruled planets tho)
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 2
if you ever feel bothered by the existence of time, there are at least three groups dedicated to cursing out yog that you could join

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 3
don't forget to set up some way to wake up after your nap, cthulhu is still sleeping
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 4
three dimensional space is very limiting, make sure you carefully stow your higher dimensional goodies outside of your vessels
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 5
just because you can handle spicy food, doesn't mean that your vessel can - take a moment to think before you nom that scorpion pepper
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 6
while I know it is easy to do so, try not to forget to clean your vessel's intake tools for energy transfer - integration with intelligent social fauna tend to succeed at higher rates if you do

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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 7
do not stand in the way of the probability patrol, seriously, you do not want to get entangled with their mess
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 8
poking the three-dimensional being may cause it to pop, so maybe don't
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 9
time is only as real as you let it be, please ignore the scary yog in the corner, thanks
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 10
that thing you forgot? yeah? stop thinking about it
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 11
if it asks you to look at it, you might be in trouble
I don't have a great answer for you
looking is clearly a bad option
but not looking might just piss it off
so like just run
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 12
remember that your mortal worshippers do not need to define you
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 13
just because the blob of spiralling tentacles with mouths that gibber seems sentient does not mean that it is
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The Eldritch Rain Eldritchness @rain@an.eldritch.gift
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eldritch horror protip 14
don't dig too deep, you'll wake the shoggoths
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