eldritch horror protip 2 if you ever feel bothered by the existence of time, there are at least three groups dedicated to cursing out yog that you could join
eldritch horror protip 4 three dimensional space is very limiting, make sure you carefully stow your higher dimensional goodies outside of your vessels
eldritch horror protip 5 just because you can handle spicy food, doesn't mean that your vessel can - take a moment to think before you nom that scorpion pepper
eldritch horror protip 6 while I know it is easy to do so, try not to forget to clean your vessel's intake tools for energy transfer - integration with intelligent social fauna tend to succeed at higher rates if you do
eldritch horror protip 11 if it asks you to look at it, you might be in trouble I don't have a great answer for you looking is clearly a bad option but not looking might just piss it off so like just run